Return of the Bitch

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“Girls, do I need to say this again? My birthday is July 13th, which is weeks away and we still haven’t thought of a theme!” Massie Block barked at the Pretty Committee on her Iphone 5. She was making an important 5-way call to all of them, and she had no time to waste. Daddy practically paid a million dollars for this one call. 

Massie was in Hawaii and right outside the beach house, laying on the lawn chairs tanning while planning out her sixteenth birthday. Her Notes app was open on her Ipad 2 and she was writing down notes for her b-day party. Massie’s brunette hair was in a high sloppy bun while she wore a strapless yellow polka dot bikini and brown Dior sunglasses. 

“How about a Hawaiian theme?”  Alicia Rivera suggested.

“So 2012.” Massie scoffed. 

“1920’s theme, a.k.a. the Coco Chanel era.” Claire Lyons asked, hearing her chewing on her fingernails over the phone loudly.  Massie remembered that she told her countless times to wear that nail polish that has a bitter taste to it, but she wouldn’t listen.

“No way!” Massie said. ” It has to be something new, fresh, unique, and alpha-worthly.” 

“How about a bonfire?” Kristen Gregory asked.

“The theme is unique, exciting and alpha-esque. Cudo’s to Kristen for thinking of a great theme for my birthday party.” Massie smiled.

The girls cheered over the phone as Massie started writing down a menu for the Bonfire. The PC helped out to make the menu list and think of  an awesome food list for the party. Now all we needed to do was get an ah-mazing outfit, book flights for the girls to come to Hawaii and be fabulous by July 13th. 


Around three hours later after our phone call Massie’s Iphone 5 buzzed with a text. She checked my phone to see a text from Alicia:

Alicia: call me now!!!

Massie dialed Alicia, as immediately she answered her call to her. 

“What Leesh? This better, be important.” Massie asked. 

“It is Massie. I just got a call from my aunt and uncle from Spain.” Alicia started. ” And they told me Nina is coming with me to Hawaii.” 



-Dunh dunh! Ahh, everyone loves a cliffhanger. Tell me what you thought of this post in the comment section. 

-Check out these blogs below:

{Told you I was going on a shout out spree 😉 }

-If you are a fashionista like moi, you will want to check out and I love these two blogs so much. They truly deserve more views then they have right now. So go follow them!

-Congrats to the girls who won the WordPress Awards! You all did fantastic! 🙂

– I’m taking a leave of absence for a while. My cousin has recently died from cancer and it’s taken a bigger impact on me that I expected.  I’ll probably won’t post for a while, not until the middle of July. I hope you all understand what I’m going through.


21 thoughts on “Return of the Bitch

  1. MLB,
    A bonfire is a wonderful theme for your birthday party girlie! That’s horrible that Nina has to come to Hawaii as well though :[ I’m so sorry to hear that your cousin passed away. I’m here for you if you need to talk ❤

    Kisses! Sincerely, GMB

  2. I’d like to say thank you for the shout out (even if I did ask for it/said I wanted one on your last post, I’d still like to say thank you)
    I love the post. Uh oh, Nina means trouble!
    I understand what you’re going through, my grandma died last year of cancer. If you ever need to talk, feel free to email me!

  3. Hey Mass,
    Uh Oh! Nina means trouble!
    I know you can take her though.
    You’ve kicked her butt before, so you can do it again! 🙂
    Thank You very much for the shout out!

  4. Massie,
    Oh gosh, I hope Nina doesn’t pull anything! If she does, just leave her stranded in Hawaii without a credit card. That will teach her a lesson. 🙂
    I’m so sorry to hear about your cousin, that is so awful and I hope you recover emotionally soon. I know that when someone dies in your family it can be really hard, but everything happens for a reason. Hugs!

  5. Massie,
    I’m glad you decided on a theme for your party! However, hearing that Nina will be accompanying Alicia is horrible.
    Thank you for the shout out! I’m checking out those fashion tumblrs right now (:


  6. Hola MLB,
    Hawaii sounds so relaxing, and a bonfire party sounds so ah-mazing! I’m sure you’ll find the cutest outfit for it. Let’s just hope that Nina doesn’t ruin anything. If she does, I’m guessing she’ll be Done, Done, and Done!

    xoxo, Leesh

  7. I can’t wait to hear about the bonfire party and OMG Nina is coming!! What a thriller! And I’m soo sorry to hear about your cousin. My prayers are with you and your family. I’ll be sure to check out the tumblr blogs!

    -Xoxo, Becca

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